dis blog is basically about the influence of movies in our daily lives... though dis has been a widely discussed one, take a look at ur daily life... pretty much ur lyf revolves around one movie r the other...
let us take a look at ur normal day to day lyf...u wake up and do da daily stuff... stand in front of a mirror wondering abt ur hair style.. wich one u shud set and all... shah rukh or salman style... maybe u gotta trim ur beard like kamal haasan(hey im a south indian:)... and get dressed up....dressing... u wanna be impeccable... like a movie star...of course...
u want da bike from a movie... ohh!!! i forgot dat is to impress ur Girlfriend (love crap and blech....) which is another concept i personally feel would also neva have existed had it not been fer movies... think of the following things...the idea of a perfect match fer u ... da love of ur lyf... and duin stupid stunts to impress her and things like walkin in the middle of road with hands raised in the air... thinking about HER... gosh ....how imaginative can u get... any irrational act by a person primarily because of hormonal imbalances is attributed to love... the 4 magic letters that everyone seems to b talkin about...
its not just dese crazy freaks and all... take a hit at the so called geeks too... dey r mostly dreaming about chaotic theory and stuff like dat... hadnt it been fer a movie like butterfly effect and all no one wud have even dared to talk about the chaotic theory... believe me, its way beyond the league of common man...u wudnt wanna see a research paper on dat topic...wud make u mad...
its cos the sense of questioning is lost when we c a movie or maybe even read a book... remember 'five point someone'...u neva questioned the fact about the machine and stuff like dat... wen a guy asks the professor about machines... the prof says machines r made to make man's work easier... dis einstein asks him if de machines in the gym cud also b called machines as dey only increase our work...well dey do... ever tried jogging around the ground??? hmm... maybe u wud have with and ipod and loud music...now was dat from the movie 'the goal' ?????the fact is dat the things the movies show become the trends and the society functions based on dat..dare to think different ??? u wud b branded a social outcast...
lol....now dunt think too much while readin dis......im not being critical and dont say dat it is wrong to do all dese tings... but sometimes almost every action u do has somehow been emotionally influenced by movies...
and to conclude... i quote from the movie matrix revolutions [:)] all dese are merely 'illusions...vagaries of perception...temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence dat is without any meaning or purpose...'
(everyting has got movies mixed in it... so why not my blog's conclusion????)
but den doin all dese tings is what essentially makes us human.....right???
Friday, August 28, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Drag me to hell
GHOST HOUSE PICTURES!!!!
OMG dat really scared me(dat really is da only ting that scared me...) but it starts with a good technique of repairing marble floors...(engg is gettin into ma head)... there is dis ghost Lamia which is summoned by a gypsy when she tries to make out in a car with another lady which unfortunately results in the loss of a BUTTON and also a car... though the story revolves more around the button rather than the car... shes cursed... so she goes to an INDIAN astrologer... since when did indians in usa start duin jobs other than software engineers?? i wonder what would have been his purpose of his visit in his visa... but that guy makes 60 dollars in 6 minutes... do the math and u will conclude dat its betta dan a software job...
and den they perform an exorcism in which they summon a talking goat(which btw is vry vry humourous) to scare the Lamia away... since they dunt succeed she is forced to dig out the dead gypsy from her grave and say it on her face " Take it u bitch...." which we are forced to believe is the end of the curse... but had one watched the trailer carefully... he wud have guessed right... the next day the lady who is portrayed as a shopaholic stands in front of a store begging the shopowner to open the store eariler than usual... and just when she sees the button again she falls on a railway track and she calls for help... and she gets help ... she is rescued by the Lamia who goes to the extent of opening up tracks from underground and dragging her to hell (hey presto.. da movie name... :))...
so to sum it up... i wud give it a umm... actually i wudnt give it a damn... dis is not a ratings blog... beat it...
OMG dat really scared me(dat really is da only ting that scared me...) but it starts with a good technique of repairing marble floors...(engg is gettin into ma head)... there is dis ghost Lamia which is summoned by a gypsy when she tries to make out in a car with another lady which unfortunately results in the loss of a BUTTON and also a car... though the story revolves more around the button rather than the car... shes cursed... so she goes to an INDIAN astrologer... since when did indians in usa start duin jobs other than software engineers?? i wonder what would have been his purpose of his visit in his visa... but that guy makes 60 dollars in 6 minutes... do the math and u will conclude dat its betta dan a software job...
and den they perform an exorcism in which they summon a talking goat(which btw is vry vry humourous) to scare the Lamia away... since they dunt succeed she is forced to dig out the dead gypsy from her grave and say it on her face " Take it u bitch...." which we are forced to believe is the end of the curse... but had one watched the trailer carefully... he wud have guessed right... the next day the lady who is portrayed as a shopaholic stands in front of a store begging the shopowner to open the store eariler than usual... and just when she sees the button again she falls on a railway track and she calls for help... and she gets help ... she is rescued by the Lamia who goes to the extent of opening up tracks from underground and dragging her to hell (hey presto.. da movie name... :))...
so to sum it up... i wud give it a umm... actually i wudnt give it a damn... dis is not a ratings blog... beat it...
Monday, July 6, 2009
Cadbury dairy milk ad
Cadbury becomes the first indian company to recognize the modification in the section 377 of indian constitution...
it bcomes the frst company to even have such a couple on one of its advertisements..
here take a look at dis..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAozsgD78E
video may not be gud in da link...(like dat is the only thing wrong with the ad)
strange though is her name...
OMG!!!! dat is a man.... by the way she( i mean he) danced... i was so convinced...so dat small boy who came and got a chocolate was his son... intrestin tho is dat the ad promotes the black ticket trade... altho i still wonder how one cud b happy wit just around some rs 1000... dat s y dey do not show the din ka second tarikh...
waiting fer da next day ad.... :)
it bcomes the frst company to even have such a couple on one of its advertisements..
here take a look at dis..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAozsgD78E
video may not be gud in da link...(like dat is the only thing wrong with the ad)
strange though is her name...
OMG!!!! dat is a man.... by the way she( i mean he) danced... i was so convinced...so dat small boy who came and got a chocolate was his son... intrestin tho is dat the ad promotes the black ticket trade... altho i still wonder how one cud b happy wit just around some rs 1000... dat s y dey do not show the din ka second tarikh...
waiting fer da next day ad.... :)
Monday, June 29, 2009
bournvita lil champs AD
frst of all take a look at dis...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZa6DoWooLw
wen u r done wit viewin and cursin me, read on....
u musta heard dat some ppl wud go to ne extent fer da sake of money..well heres one..sania mirza... who has allowed herself to be exploited by the nuances of an ad... blatantly put "how da hell could she have agreed to put on a pinafore r wateva and act?" has she got no sense of self respect???
rite now i tink i may spend a fortune and display dis ad on a GIANT wimbledon screen and maybe den she wud stop acting in such stupid ads....
and did u c dat lil gul who wuz only just a lil taller dan her badminton racquet??? i repeat... badminton racquet...
some other ppl dat i really hate are dose ppl who have written "very cute ad" in giant capital letters as comments in youtube....
how shameless can u get??? i can still remember dat day wen SRK advised her dat her profession shudnt be disturbed by ads... now dis ad suggests she needs some professional advice....
someone help her... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZa6DoWooLw
wen u r done wit viewin and cursin me, read on....
u musta heard dat some ppl wud go to ne extent fer da sake of money..well heres one..sania mirza... who has allowed herself to be exploited by the nuances of an ad... blatantly put "how da hell could she have agreed to put on a pinafore r wateva and act?" has she got no sense of self respect???
rite now i tink i may spend a fortune and display dis ad on a GIANT wimbledon screen and maybe den she wud stop acting in such stupid ads....
and did u c dat lil gul who wuz only just a lil taller dan her badminton racquet??? i repeat... badminton racquet...
some other ppl dat i really hate are dose ppl who have written "very cute ad" in giant capital letters as comments in youtube....
how shameless can u get??? i can still remember dat day wen SRK advised her dat her profession shudnt be disturbed by ads... now dis ad suggests she needs some professional advice....
someone help her... :)
Friday, June 26, 2009
Slumdog millionaire -- a 2 much hyped up winner???
all rite slumdog millionaire is not particularly under the bad movies type....
Slumdog millionaire the movie that rocked the whole globe with the golden globe , BAFTA and oscars...
but maybe it has been too much of a hype... the original- the book Q&A by vikas swarup had much more innate details about some of the finer things...
the very idea of a "LIVE" game show seems very...ummm...filmy... the game with 3 lifelines and 1 in wich u lose everytin wen u answer wrong... but has the advantage that u can leave aftr the question has been askd...
and who the hell allows u to use the loo aftr the question has been asked...
the pretty smart chaiwaala could manage to answer the question about the location of cambridge circus...but unfortunately he stammered wen the question about satyameva jayate was askd... truth, lies fashion,money...lol...only kbc can come up wit such ridiculous options... he also seemed to know about Kat gettin back moving forward and all other stuff... but i feel that it wuz just plain luck that he got the last question rite... 20 million rs with options so close....athos, porthos and the count of monte christo...well,all thanks to his gud knwledge of english..which btw he learnt wrking as a guide..i repeat..GUIDE...
of course amitabh was busy signin autographs for kids in shit... i mean covered in shit... dats y he was not da host of da show...
da constables who drive motorcycles in runways were perfect xamples of how gud our cops r....
but den dunt blame dev patel or boyle fr dat...cos the blind beggar boy knew about benjamin franklin,who also happened to be one of the few 'one old man with bald head' (no..., im not talkin about boyle...)
dis was wat obama wuz talkin about-- chinese & indians kids r intelligent... hence proved....
but all in all it showed da world how dey wanted to c india... while dey can tink of it as such... while we lay in our smug environs bloggin and reading blogs....
Slumdog millionaire the movie that rocked the whole globe with the golden globe , BAFTA and oscars...
but maybe it has been too much of a hype... the original- the book Q&A by vikas swarup had much more innate details about some of the finer things...
the very idea of a "LIVE" game show seems very...ummm...filmy... the game with 3 lifelines and 1 in wich u lose everytin wen u answer wrong... but has the advantage that u can leave aftr the question has been askd...
and who the hell allows u to use the loo aftr the question has been asked...
the pretty smart chaiwaala could manage to answer the question about the location of cambridge circus...but unfortunately he stammered wen the question about satyameva jayate was askd... truth, lies fashion,money...lol...only kbc can come up wit such ridiculous options... he also seemed to know about Kat gettin back moving forward and all other stuff... but i feel that it wuz just plain luck that he got the last question rite... 20 million rs with options so close....athos, porthos and the count of monte christo...well,all thanks to his gud knwledge of english..which btw he learnt wrking as a guide..i repeat..GUIDE...
of course amitabh was busy signin autographs for kids in shit... i mean covered in shit... dats y he was not da host of da show...
da constables who drive motorcycles in runways were perfect xamples of how gud our cops r....
but den dunt blame dev patel or boyle fr dat...cos the blind beggar boy knew about benjamin franklin,who also happened to be one of the few 'one old man with bald head' (no..., im not talkin about boyle...)
dis was wat obama wuz talkin about-- chinese & indians kids r intelligent... hence proved....
but all in all it showed da world how dey wanted to c india... while dey can tink of it as such... while we lay in our smug environs bloggin and reading blogs....
Monday, June 22, 2009
Introduction
This is just to tell ya dat i will on ur behalf subject myself to torture by watchin the worst of movies... and will keep u and ur spirits up by tellin ya da lighter side of tings.. also some ads and serials will also not be spared..
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