Here is a somewhat inspired post, been planning to publish it for many days....
My top ten fantasies:
1.Do bungee jumping from the highest bridge in the world.
2.Get a wax replica of myself at Madame Tussuad's.
3.Experience weightlessness for 2 minutes.
4.Star on one Seinfeld episode.
5.Leave my footprints on the moon and Mt. Everest.
6.Do stand-up in front of a crowd of over a thousand people.
7.Experience Mach-3 speed.
8.Backpack/hitchhike through Europe.
9.Have a near death experience caught on tape.(mine)
10.Make this list into a movie :)
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Housefull
Here are a few things I learnt from watching the movie housefull
1.The Venetian Macao is a one of a kind casino where they play games in which surprisingly everyone wins or everyone loses. And there are some people who sit there expecting to hit the jackpot everytime in the slot machine. Seriously what was the probability that you expected to win in a slot machine??? And when you dont win, why the hell do you get irritated???
So the hero works as a bad luck charm in this casino. This is a message to all the geeks at MIT and from the movie 21. Beat this system you bitches. And so one fine day the hero decides to move from here to London.
And since he has the keys to the apartment of his friend whom he has not seen in years, he starts sleeping on his bed. But it is a very friendly neighbourhood run by hip hop gangs. So there is this hero's friend who works at a casino and his wife who is the waitress there, which brings us to conclusion 2.
2. Brain drain is a scam.Europe is a place that is filled with Indians who are either rich Casino owners or poor Bartenders, there are no Indians who are software engineers.
The hero interrupts the normal life of his friend, and to make up for his mistake, he buys them a 'Vegeterian Tiger'. Here we are searching for the 1400 odd tigers left in India, and there they are in London.
There is a brilliant casino owner who has 500 million pounds and a very 'beautiful' daughter. He marries her off to the hero and send them on their honeymoon. So the hero has got 500 million pounds the second day of his stay in London, indeed he is an unlucky guy.
And so they set off on their honeymoon, the wife wearing the only dress she ever has - the wedding dress. And then she ditches him for some random dude wearing a cap (BENNY):ROFL. So fast forward to meet Deepika. They fall in love.
Now the problem starts. Deepika's brother, referred to as 'Anna'(brother in tamil), works for the Indian Military Intelligence.
3. Tamil words are spoken by telugu people. They dont really matter as they are all South Indians.
He is seen interrogating a terrorist with a "Polygraph"(a real one). Since the hero is jobless and has no money, he has to fool the Anna, which is not a real problem considering the fact that he is only the head of the Intelligence Dept. He comes to the "Buckingham Palace" to receive a medal for "opening the mouths of terrorists". And so he is made a fool of by them; by renting the biggest house in London which does not raise any suspicions.
And so there are really good scenes at the house, of which I would like to advise about certain things. First of all, Hanky Panky is not a term for Intercourse. And second, When you copy from a tamil movie(Kathala Kathala), please make sure to change the background scores so that we dont find out.
But one day Anna tests him with a portable miniature version of the Real Lie Detector. Convinced that he is truly in love, they patch things up. Fast forward to the Buckingham Palace, where they allow you to mess with the Air conditioners resulting in a massive laugh riot at the Palace and at the "Theatre" too. Story ends with the hero confessing everything during the Laugh riot and the Anna forgiving him.
4. One cylinder of Nitrous oxide is enough to make one whole palace laugh and its side effects (in non Hindi folk) include the ability to understand and comprehend Hindi.
PS : If I have missed some parts, then it means that those parts were so damn boring that I was forced to miss them. Anyways I'm open to comments. :D
1.The Venetian Macao is a one of a kind casino where they play games in which surprisingly everyone wins or everyone loses. And there are some people who sit there expecting to hit the jackpot everytime in the slot machine. Seriously what was the probability that you expected to win in a slot machine??? And when you dont win, why the hell do you get irritated???
So the hero works as a bad luck charm in this casino. This is a message to all the geeks at MIT and from the movie 21. Beat this system you bitches. And so one fine day the hero decides to move from here to London.
And since he has the keys to the apartment of his friend whom he has not seen in years, he starts sleeping on his bed. But it is a very friendly neighbourhood run by hip hop gangs. So there is this hero's friend who works at a casino and his wife who is the waitress there, which brings us to conclusion 2.
2. Brain drain is a scam.Europe is a place that is filled with Indians who are either rich Casino owners or poor Bartenders, there are no Indians who are software engineers.
The hero interrupts the normal life of his friend, and to make up for his mistake, he buys them a 'Vegeterian Tiger'. Here we are searching for the 1400 odd tigers left in India, and there they are in London.
There is a brilliant casino owner who has 500 million pounds and a very 'beautiful' daughter. He marries her off to the hero and send them on their honeymoon. So the hero has got 500 million pounds the second day of his stay in London, indeed he is an unlucky guy.
And so they set off on their honeymoon, the wife wearing the only dress she ever has - the wedding dress. And then she ditches him for some random dude wearing a cap (BENNY):ROFL. So fast forward to meet Deepika. They fall in love.
Now the problem starts. Deepika's brother, referred to as 'Anna'(brother in tamil), works for the Indian Military Intelligence.
3. Tamil words are spoken by telugu people. They dont really matter as they are all South Indians.
He is seen interrogating a terrorist with a "Polygraph"(a real one). Since the hero is jobless and has no money, he has to fool the Anna, which is not a real problem considering the fact that he is only the head of the Intelligence Dept. He comes to the "Buckingham Palace" to receive a medal for "opening the mouths of terrorists". And so he is made a fool of by them; by renting the biggest house in London which does not raise any suspicions.
And so there are really good scenes at the house, of which I would like to advise about certain things. First of all, Hanky Panky is not a term for Intercourse. And second, When you copy from a tamil movie(Kathala Kathala), please make sure to change the background scores so that we dont find out.
But one day Anna tests him with a portable miniature version of the Real Lie Detector. Convinced that he is truly in love, they patch things up. Fast forward to the Buckingham Palace, where they allow you to mess with the Air conditioners resulting in a massive laugh riot at the Palace and at the "Theatre" too. Story ends with the hero confessing everything during the Laugh riot and the Anna forgiving him.
4. One cylinder of Nitrous oxide is enough to make one whole palace laugh and its side effects (in non Hindi folk) include the ability to understand and comprehend Hindi.
PS : If I have missed some parts, then it means that those parts were so damn boring that I was forced to miss them. Anyways I'm open to comments. :D
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