Monday, April 19, 2010

Phoonk 2

The story concerns the holiday tour of a family of lunatics...Little do they know that it is their last holiday Muahahaha(or) and they end up taking a tour out of this world...(or) they take an eternal holiday from life[ okay im gonna stop doing that]
They find a holiday house at some unknown place in India where there is a deserted beach and a very densely populated jungle adjoining it, so there is a bungalow in the middle of this jungle cum beach, and there is this real estate dealer who deals in real estate in an area in the middle of the jungle cum beach, but frankly i find it hard to believe that he is a real estate agent when he knows nothing about the house except where the bedrooms are. But considering that the family is lunatic, he fares better. The little girl keeps staring at crows and lizards and the small boy who keeps blabbering things that we all know , trying to be innocent are all characters who deserve to be killed on screen, hence the movie...

And so it begins... the children are playing in the beach and they stumble onto the jungle where they find a really cute doll which they carry back home and since they have absolutely no other toys to play with all their attention is paid to the doll. And here is the unexpected twist to the story... the doll that they find is actually possessed.
Enter the Sister of the hero with a Husband who I am not really sure whether is an american or an indian. Taking into accounts his clothes and Awesome Antique Camera, he seems an american tourist. Cutting straight to the crap, there is this ghost that decides to kill the family.

The ghost first appears in the doll, and according to the rules of classic soul transfer, it later occupies the body of the hero's wife. And she threatens to kill all his loved ones one by one. Now that's a sadistic jobless ghost. And so she lives up to her promise and starts killing all that the hero loves, starting with the Watchman and the Housemaid. Apparently, he loved them. Now this leads one to question the nature of the hero's relationship with the two deceased.

As usual, there is a Magician with red eyes and traditional attire, who seems to know everything and seems he can control every ghost EXCEPT this one ghost. And so he is confronted by the doll, and let me remind you... The doll kicks ass.... Frankly speaking if I were ever beaten up by a DOLL, I would commit suicide, better that the magician was killed by the doll itself.

Next target is the sister, here is where you get a good clear view of the ghost for a full ten seconds after which the face appears to be just a normal neighbourhood face which does not really scare you later on.

And here are some rules that should have been followed but each of them were broken:
http://www.savageresearch.com/humor/horrorMovieRules.html

The story ends when the hero who is stabbed 3 times with a knife fights off the ghost when his possessed wife attacks her own child, the hero is forced to kill her.: SOB :SOB

End of part 2.

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